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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to format pitch decks nobody will ever read.
Junior CRM ghostwriter and slide deck formatting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating cold revenue without the coffee runs.
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sends 500 perfect cold emails per second
You spend your day copy-pasting CRM data, cleaning spreadsheets, and drafting cold emails for senior managers to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a manager is too hungover to review your slides.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent starts reading your CRM history to learn patterns.
Month 3
Smart software writes and sends your cold emails autonomously.
Month 6
Vision models automatically format and align your slide templates.
Month 9
An AI listener replaces your manual note-taking and summaries.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system fully manages your accounts, leaving you absolutely nothing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200/week
Emails sent to oblivion
12,000
Spreadsheet rows per day
0%
Coffee run efficiency
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium stock photo site.
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