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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPitching complex products is just predicting probability with a better suit.
Finance professional (mostly Excel, occasionally actual human empathy).
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delivers the perfect pitch in thirty languages
You pitch wealth strategies to clients and coordinate field activities. Your desk is a desk-shaped tomb.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle micro-expressions of a client who hates your proposal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your database starts suggesting exactly what to say next.
Month 4
The AI writes slides faster than you can open PowerPoint.
Month 8
Clients receive personalized calls from a perfect digital avatar.
Month 13
External agents get instructions directly from the server.
Month 18 · D-Day
The office lights go off; you are officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.002 seconds
Client interaction latency
99.9%
Pitch success rate
Zero units
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription for your transition.
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