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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating pitch decks until you realize nobody actually reads them.
Master of the pitch deck, guardian of the dead CRM.
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Generating billable boilerplate faster than any partner.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
formats slide decks with lethal efficiency
You track leads in CRM tools and assemble pitch decks for lawyers who forget they exist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which partner is too hungover to present at 8 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI begins autofilling your pitch decks with firm data.
Month 4
Software scrapes emails to log all client activity automatically.
Month 8
Partners start asking the AI directly instead of you.
Month 14
Bots handle newsletter distribution and event logistics tracking.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server takes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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Average deck revision cycles
17%
CRM entry error rate
99%
Partner email ignore rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to industry conference webinars.
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