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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading genuine human connection for a perfectly optimized spreadsheet conversion rate.
Expert at turning expensive lunches into marginal revenue growth.
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You identify new markets, pitch complex technical integrations, and manage sales teams to hit aggressive quarterly revenue targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop talking.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts pre-filling your sales funnel with perfect data.
Month 4
Software builds decks that clients actually want to read.
Month 8
Algorithms handle the contract back-and-forth without emotional friction.
Month 13
The system finishes the sale while you are offline.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that never forgets a follow-up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
88 percent
Time spent in meetings
too high
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