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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Business Development Operations Specialist jobs? · Latest report #em9tv359
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets and CRM updates are just long-form suicide notes.
Professional spreadsheet tender and CRM graveyard gatekeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data entry that finally stays updated.
oof.youAI▸ PIPELINE-X V2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-corrects pipeline entries before they exist
You spend all day cleaning CRM data and chasing sales reps for pipeline updates. You generate reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that specific lead data is broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI cleaners remove your duplicate records every ten seconds.
Month 4
Bots message reps directly to get their data before you do.
Month 7
Dashboards update themselves live without needing your manual slides.
Month 10
Enterprise APIs bridge gaps so you have no data left.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the bot sends your final report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
14,200 annually
Pipeline inaccuracies detected
68 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
42
Spreadsheet tabs open
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's CRM.
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