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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2027
In 10 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for dead business ideas.
Professional dream seller and spreadsheet architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning wild guesses into cold, hard data.
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filters bad leads before you open email
You hunt leads and pitch decks to justify expansion. The machine does this while you sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to close the deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers find every lead you could ever want in seconds.
Week 6
Algorithms generate decks that look better than your current ones.
Month 3
Bots simulate human interaction better than you ever could.
Month 6
Models predict which deals close without needing your gut feeling.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all business development.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,000/week
Cold emails sent
12 liters
Coffee consumed
0.02 percent
Lead conversion
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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