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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your vague market insights into a spreadsheet you cannot read.
Professional spreadsheet shuffler and meeting-attendee extraordinaire.
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Budgeting without the human optimism
no no noyouAI▸ DIRECTORSYNTH PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects quarterly revenue based on pure spite
You shuffle project budgets and report on quarterly revenue targets. You spend all day in status update meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the shareholders about why the launch was delayed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
The AI scans your entire historical spreadsheet and communication archive.
Month 7
Reports are generated instantly without your participation or feedback.
Month 14
An agent avatar attends meetings and nods at appropriate intervals.
Month 21
The system automatically approves or denies all departmental spending requests.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system concludes all business tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400 litres
Coffee consumed per quarter
1200
Meaningless slide decks created
94 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
One free subscription to a mood-tracking app.
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