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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTeaching teenagers about quarterly dividends while your own stock plummets.
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The curriculum that learns and never sighs.
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delivers personalized lectures to every bored student
Instructing adolescents on market mechanics and fiscal policy through dry, repetitive curriculum modules.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can make a sixteen-year-old care about interest rates.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Standardized AI modules replace your static paper lesson plans.
Month 3
Algorithms grade tests and flag student progress instantly.
Month 8
Adaptive bots handle classroom Q&A and personalized tutoring.
Month 16
District software takes over all parent-teacher communications.
Year 2 · D-Day
The classroom pod operates autonomously with no human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
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