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October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYour primary output is just high-stakes social media drama.
Professional chaotic neutral brand strategist and rocket enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions without the mid-life crisis
squeeze.youAI▸ CEO-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers market crashes with one post
You make strategic decisions based on gut feel and market volatility. The machine does this faster and without ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be sued personally for your specific brand of corporate chaos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
AI begins modeling your public interaction patterns and decision history.
Week 7
Text generation models take over all official company communications.
Month 4
Software manages internal budget shifts without human emotional bias.
Month 8
AI agents begin voting on all corporate strategic directives.
Month 12 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 percent
Average tweet fallout
4 per hour
Strategic pivot rate
Maximum
Human ego volume
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a redundant bunker.
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