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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy your rotations, the software is already running your spreadsheet better.
Rotating through departments to find where you fit least.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management decisions without the rotational fatigue.
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automates your entire two-year rotation plan
You shuffle between finance, sales, and operations departments collecting data for reports that machines already generate automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully navigate office politics to get the photocopier fixed by Monday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted processes take over your weekly finance data updates.
Month 4
AI templates replace your creative slide formatting tasks.
Month 8
CRM tracking models replace your manual note-taking efforts.
Month 13
Departments merge functions to remove your trainee role.
Month 18 · D-Day
The graduate program is officially replaced by a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4.2
Coffee breaks per day
112
Irrelevant slide decks
99%
Unused potential
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary stapler.
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