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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour visionary leadership is just a series of predictable pattern recognition errors.
Serial value-destroyer with a penchant for visionary pivots.
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Efficiency beyond the boardroom.
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optimizes equity structures until profit equals zero
You make high-stakes capital allocation decisions and manage complex corporate hierarchies. You set strategy and dictate long-term vision.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough charm to delay the inevitable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI maps your past decisions to find predictable success patterns.
Month 5
Sensors and sentiment models replace your intuition in board meetings.
Month 13
Algorithmic agents take over the day-to-day capital allocation tasks.
Year 1.9
AI compliance protocols automate all your legal and corporate duties.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are invited to stop bothering the shareholders permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
42 percent
Average quarterly ego spike
98 percent
Decisions based on gut
100 percent
Meetings that could be email
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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