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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell business advice that your own clients could ask an API.
Professional whiteboard filler and strategy buzzword enthusiast.
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Scalable growth without the expensive coffee.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite slide decks in seconds
You pitch growth strategies and build tech stacks for clients. You act as a glorified, expensive whiteboard artist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their Q3 growth targets.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI drafts your slide decks using your old templates.
Month 4
Automated tools map optimal tech stacks for every client niche.
Month 10
Interactive avatars facilitate discovery workshops without needing your input.
Month 15
Platforms build your client MVPs using self-assembling code blocks.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system replaces your consulting service with a subscription API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Coffee bill
42
Buzzwords used daily
Variable
Actual value added
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to our automated competitor.
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