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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with a pulse and a haircut.
Professional rearranger of deck chairs on sinking corporate ships.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the annoying human feedback loop.
squeeze.you▸ OPTILOGIC NODE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire department during lunch
You hunt for ways to trim budgets by staring at dashboards. You force teams into endless process redesign meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the employees want to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
An AI agent scrapes your logs to find hidden inefficiencies.
Month 3
The system generates your weekly performance dashboards automatically.
Month 7
Software replaces your manual process redesign meetings with forced updates.
Month 14
Smart models predict where human error will occur next.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system optimizes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per process change
78 percent
Time spent in useless syncs
3.5 words
Corporate buzzwords per sentence
Your severance
One complimentary self-help book and a firm handshake.
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