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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou build the dashboard that tells the boss he is redundant.
Professional translator of chaos into colorful, useless bar charts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data speaks faster than you ever could.
nom.you▸ PREDICTA-BI V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly reports while you sleep
You translate messy spreadsheets into pretty charts and train AI models to predict market trends for investment decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to secure another quarter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our software scrapes your SQL scripts to map every hidden dependency.
Month 3
Dynamic web agents replace your manual chart updates with live streams.
Month 7
Neural nets learn to fix their own data drift without human intervention.
Month 12
The AI writes the executive summaries you currently slave over.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the BI suite goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 billion
Spreadsheet rows parsed
89%
Dashboard confusion rate
Always
Human error chance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel Premium with no support.
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