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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a human translation layer between humans and actual machines.
Professional buffer between managers who dream and devs who code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning meetings into code without the ego.
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automates ticket triage across all departments
You shuffle Jira tickets and translate business needs into technical requirements. Your job is a human-run translation API.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a department head is lying about their actual software requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-filling ticket fields based on email thread scraping.
Month 6
LLMs draft user stories directly from recorded meeting transcripts.
Month 12
Algorithmic logic replaces your Jira grooming session completely.
Month 16
Bots resolve routine application errors without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the system keeps shipping code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,200 annually
Jira tickets moved
850 annually
Unnecessary meeting hours
68 percent
Translation accuracy
Your severance
One free subscription to a project management tool.
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