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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou bill six minutes for work a model does in six milliseconds.
Junior partner at a firm that still uses faxes.
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bzzt.youAI▸ LITIG8-LEGALBOT 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters discovery logs into a winning strategy
You draft endless motions, review thousands of discovery documents, and argue over fine-print clauses in court.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure judge prefers a specific tone during oral arguments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts scanning your discovery piles to find the relevant stuff.
Month 7
Standard motions are generated instantly using your firm's historical templates.
Month 16
Software tells your clients whether to settle or risk a trial.
Year 2.2
The courts switch to fully automated, robot-friendly case submission systems.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your firm replaces the entire litigation floor with one compute cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99 percent
Hours spent on document review
High
Likelihood of settling early
Too many
Billable hours per week
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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