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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour billable hours are just expensive data entry for our algorithm.
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files 400 motions before you reach court
Drafts complex legal motions, researches case law, manages evidence discovery, and argues procedural points in civil courts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell the panic when a witness lies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scans and categorizes your entire evidence mountain in minutes.
Month 6
Drafting bots turn your template library into perfect legal filings.
Month 13
Real-time legal analytics suggest arguments based on judge patterns.
Month 20
Algorithm-led simulations train your witnesses better than you ever could.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your firm decides that human lawyers are simply too slow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
60 plus
Billable hours per week
Instantaneous
Document review speed
High
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm-branded fountain pen.
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