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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track metrics that exist solely to justify your own existence.
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aggregates your reports into silence
You monitor organizational workflows and reconcile spreadsheets to report on team performance. Your primary output is summarizing data that someone else already produced.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team member is lying about missing a deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your status email summaries are now generated by an LLM with 99% accuracy.
Month 6
Real-time API integrations replace manual spreadsheet reconciliation and pivot table updates.
Month 12
Generative design tools pull metrics directly into executive slide decks without human intervention.
Month 15
A workflow bot manages project status updates through async prompts instead of live meetings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy over your remaining administrative tasks and reporting functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4000/week
Spreadsheets reconciled
12/day
Meaningless status emails
85%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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