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October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsManaging people is just data entry with more awkward eye contact.
Professional cat-herder of middle-tier department resources.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions without the coffee break.
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automates consensus by deleting dissenting emails
You track KPIs, draft budgets, attend endless status meetings, and juggle shifting priorities to justify your team's existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team member is about to quit over a lunch break.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your calendar and emails are mapped into a decision model.
Month 3
Automated reporting tools begin flagging your manual errors.
Month 9
AI agents attend syncs and summarize your input to nothing.
Month 15
Algorithmic scheduling handles shift planning and budget approval.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is repossessed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
78%
Average meeting time wasted
1200
Spreadsheet rows per hour
99%
Emails that could be bots
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm company mug.
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