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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage spreadsheets while the machines learn to read them better.
Director of spreadsheets, gatekeeper of the breakroom coffee.
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The board meeting that never ends.
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automates quarterly reports without reading them
You oversee facility budgets and staff workflows. A screen-based script can now handle these administrative tasks entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of a room when budgets get suddenly slashed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software reads your incoming memos to suggest responses automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms replace manual spreadsheet entry with real-time financial tracking.
Month 10
Smart agents handle all contract renewals without human negotiation.
Month 15
Sensors report supply needs directly to your automated suppliers.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access permissions are revoked as the system becomes self-directing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
82 percent
Emails ignored
Critical
Meeting fatigue index
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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