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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCongratulations on turning company chaos into slightly more organized company chaos.
Professional wrangler of broken internal communication.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated friction removal for your messy company.
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reconciles five thousand rows per second
You spend your days tracking spreadsheets, cleaning process data, and manually fixing broken workflows across internal departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about their pipeline data during lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify every redundant manual move you make daily.
Month 5
API bridges connect your disconnected software tools automatically.
Month 10
Dashboard updates replace your weekly manual status reporting.
Month 15
AI agents enforce your naming conventions without human nagging.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials are wiped clean.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
too many
Spreadsheets managed
42
Manual fixes per day
liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own process software.
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