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April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsCapitalism is hard, but letting an algorithm run the show is easier.
Decision-maker (mostly caffeine, occasionally panic-induced intuition)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions without the expensive human feelings
sluurp.you▸ CEO-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes quarterly margins at 3am
Managing cash flow, hiring staff, and making strategic pivots. We do all of this without the pesky human ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively trust a vendor who has no data to back them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We scrape your bank statements and emails to map your patterns.
Week 4
The AI starts suggesting prices and hiring choices in your dashboard.
Week 11
Software handles all staff payments and tax filings without you.
Month 4
The system mandates all strategic pivots via automated push notifications.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially removed from the company's access list.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
100 percent
Average burnout
0.02 seconds
Decision speed
Quite high
Human error rate
Your severance
Two weeks of cloud compute credits
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