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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire career is just a slow way to make slide transitions.
Master of the bullet point and corporate color palette.
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Automated aesthetic perfection for every boring meeting.
blub.you▸ SLIDESTREAM AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations until the client stops
You design slide decks using complex vector graphics and animation sequences to satisfy indecisive middle management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the corporate branding guidelines are actually incoherent nonsense.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Adaptive software begins auto-filling your standard corporate layout frameworks.
Week 9
Visual engines produce vector icons faster than you can click.
Month 3
Dynamic systems reformat slides instantly during live executive meetings.
Month 4
Sensors adjust contrast and brand palettes without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and all slides are generated by clouds.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
200
Slides built per hour
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Client feedback cycles
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