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Your job has an expiration date
May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your flowcharts into error messages before the quarter even ends.
Visualizing the end of your own career path.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the path to your total irrelevance.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire workflow into one script
You map complex workflows into diagrams and hunt for operational inefficiencies. You turn business chaos into documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team is lying about their actual capacity in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track every mouse click to map workflows automatically.
Month 4
AI flags redundant tasks you haven't even noticed yet.
Month 8
The system writes its own optimized operating procedures.
Month 13
Managers start asking the software instead of you.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-optimizing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9% accurate
Process bottlenecks identified
4,000 units
Diagrams drawn per hour
Zero
Meetings attended
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last process improvement plan.
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