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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell solutions for problems you invented during the last meeting.
Professional architect of other people's career ending.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through cold, calculated liquidation.
split.youAI▸ PIVOT-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates entire departments before lunch
Analysing failing corporate structures to cut costs and redundancy. You shuffle departments and fire people for a living.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a boardroom with a straight face while sweating profusely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts mining internal emails to map who actually works.
Month 5
The system suggests firing the middle management layer automatically.
Month 10
AI drafts redundancy notices based on performance metrics alone.
Month 15
Deepfake avatars deliver the bad news without any hesitation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system eliminates the consultant role and manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
22 percent
Average headcount reduction
450 monthly
PowerPoint slide count
12 hours weekly
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-corporate life.
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