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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour aggressive closing pitch is just a pattern waiting for better hardware.
Professional Closer (mostly CRM-updates, rarely actual commissions)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than your best lunch
split.youAI▸ CLOSER-X ENTERPRISE SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics your charisma during high-stakes negotiation calls
You negotiate high-value contract terms and manipulate complex enterprise procurement cycles to secure signatures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins predicting lead conversion based on historical email sentiment.
Month 5
Algorithms dictate the exact discount needed to secure the contract.
Month 10
Deepfake modules handle initial discovery calls without needing coffee breaks.
Month 15
Software directly negotiates contract terms with the client's procurement AI.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system finishes the final signature and liquidates your sales desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2
Average deals closed monthly
12kg
Coffee consumed per quarter
890
LinkedIn connection requests sent
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a rejection-proof prospecting list.
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