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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint is just a tombstone for your billable hours.
Expert in turning basic common sense into expensive charts.
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generates perfect slide decks during meetings
Creating slide decks, running discovery workshops, and providing generic strategic advice to executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI templates replace manual deck building with real-time data integration.
Month 5
Bots conduct workshops by analyzing employee sentiment via internal chats.
Month 10
Machine learning models output strategic roadmaps based on historical performance.
Month 15
Clients receive automated, data-driven advice instead of quarterly reports.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client realizes they never needed a human to point out trends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
450
Slides produced per hour
0
Buzzwords per presentation
Negative 100%
Average ego inflation
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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