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Will AI replace Business Strategy Consultant jobs? · Latest report #2dstvyn2
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour slide deck is just a expensive tombstone for your career.
Professional slide-deck beautifier and strategic pivot enthusiast.
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Truth without the three-martini lunches.
oof.youAI▸ STRATAGEM-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across global enterprise teams
You conduct market research and build strategy decks for corporate clients. Robots do this faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and fake sincerity during a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers replace your primary research by scraping every public corporate insight.
Month 6
Models generate your executive summaries faster than you can pour coffee.
Month 12
Visual generators build decks that look expensive without human interaction.
Month 16
Simulated board members approve the machine's recommendations without human feedback.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client forgets a human ever existed to provide this insight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
450
Slides produced per hour
100 percent
Coffee consumption reduction
Zero
Buzzword density
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium AI prompt library.
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