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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour corporate strategy deck is just a glorified guessing game.
Corporate slide deck artist and strategic buzzword enthusiast
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Automated growth without the expensive lunches
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGIST-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects growth trends with zero human doubt
You make high-level decisions based on sales data and manage strategic growth. Your output is mostly slides and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully navigate the fragile egos of middle management in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts pulling raw sales numbers from your CRM.
Month 4
Visual dashboards now suggest strategy pivots without your input.
Month 7
Automated tools build your executive decks based on real trends.
Month 10
The system routes final approval through an algorithmic risk engine.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the AI handles strategy autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
140+
Slides per quarter
98%
Strategic jargon density
Coin flip
Accuracy of projections
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic productivity app
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