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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsTraining to be replaced by a script that never needs coffee breaks.
Junior admin survivor learning the ropes of redundancy.
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Automated filing for the modern municipality.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADMINBOT LOCALGOV V2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects every inquiry to a dead link
You shuffle paperwork and point people toward offices. Soon, a database will handle your entire existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a sympathetic look when a citizen is genuinely lost and confused.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character readers scan your filing cabinets into a searchable cloud.
Week 9
Call routing software handles every question you used to answer.
Month 5
A kiosk prints visitor IDs faster than you ever did.
Month 8
Your manual data entry is replaced by automated API syncs.
Month 10 · D-Day
The council disables your login and gives the robot your chair.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.4 seconds
Form processing speed
zero
Coffee breaks needed
100%
Signposting accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you are 'resilient'.
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