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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsProfessional email-forwarding machine soon to be replaced by actual machine.
Expert at forwarding threads you never actually read.
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filters all spam before you wake up
You draft routine client emails and organize account data. You essentially act as a human sync cable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your responses based on past conversation history.
Month 4
Bots start scraping meeting transcripts to update client records automatically.
Month 8
Scheduling agents handle all meeting invites without human intervention.
Month 13
Data pipelines generate all status reports before the meeting begins.
Month 15 · D-Day
The account manager realizes they never actually needed your help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
142
Emails forwarded daily
5
Coffee breaks taken
890
Meaningless cc's received
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad stapler.
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