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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsPredicting headcount is just guessing where the next layoff happens.
Professional spreadsheet architect of doomed quarterly headcount targets.
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You track quarterly FTE targets and shuffle spreadsheets to justify bloated departmental staffing plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at pretending the spreadsheet errors were actually strategic pivot points.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart scripts pull payroll data from systems without human mistakes.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your guesses with actual statistical hiring trends.
Month 11
Leadership stops asking you for reports and just checks screens.
Month 16
The system denies your headcount requests before you even type them.
Month 22 · D-Day
The headcount is zeroed out, including yours.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too many
Spreadsheets managed
mostly luck
FTE forecasting accuracy
constant
Meetings about planning
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Ready for my next pivot'
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