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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou click buttons while the company burns in Excel hell.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's least loved software.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated license management for your entire stack.
split.youAI▸ ADMINBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
wipes legacy user accounts instantly
You manage software licenses, reset passwords, and struggle to keep legacy accounting tools from crashing during month-end payroll.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to the CEO about why the server is down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system moves to a fully automated cloud identity provider.
Week 9
Smart bots handle all password recovery requests without human help.
Month 5
Validation scripts fix field data errors before they reach accounting.
Month 9
Algorithms cancel unused software seats to save the bottom line.
Month 14 · D-Day
The admin panel is closed permanently as the system manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4.2 seconds
Average password reset time
800 yearly
Unpaid tech debt hours
14 percent
Helpdesk tickets ignored
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a broken spreadsheet archive.
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