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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist to reset passwords and hope the ERP doesn't crash today.
Human interface for broken legacy software.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime that never forgets its password.
blub.you▸ ADMINBOT SYSTEMS V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security vulnerabilities before they exist
You manage enterprise software configurations and user access logs. Your days are spent chasing server errors and integration bugs.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands why the legacy database refuses to sync.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify why the ERP crashes before you even see it.
Month 4
Software manages user permissions without your human input.
Month 8
Scripts take over your manual CSV data cleaning tasks.
Month 12
Bots automatically file and track your vendor support tickets.
Month 14 · D-Day
System self-updates and removes your login credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Password resets per week
99.99
Uptime percentage claimed
Snail
Ticket resolution speed
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