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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 25, 2028
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System orchestration without the human overhead
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automates consensus across broken internal teams
You oversee vendor software integrations and argue about technical debt during endless project status meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the migration failed again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrape your JIRA boards to write the weekly report.
Month 5
AI negotiates license renewals directly with your software vendors.
Month 10
Permission workflows replace your manual approval button clicks.
Month 15
Algorithms dictate project priorities based on raw data output.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your management dashboard is deleted and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
4,200/yr
Meaningless status emails sent
82%
Project timelines missed
High
Jargon per conversation
Your severance
One enterprise license for our retirement module
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