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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTranslating between business and tech is just expensive, slow electricity.
Bridge-builder between stakeholders who refuse to meet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into actual profits.
sluurp.you▸ FLOWLOGIC NODE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates requirement documents using real-time data
You draft requirements, map data flows, and build dashboards. You mediate between broken code and angry bosses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a manager is lying about their actual software requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your requirements directly from voice recordings.
Month 4
Sensors map your data flows without you drawing a box.
Month 8
Bots automatically close tickets that nobody has touched.
Month 12
The system tells management why their ideas won't work.
Month 14 · D-Day
The logic gate shuts and the requirement backlog clears itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
82%
Time spent in meetings
4.2
Requirements rewritten per day
0.1%
Confidence in Jira tickets
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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