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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell changes you never have to actually implement yourself.
Professional slide-deck architect and pivot-strategy enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating pivot strategies before you finish coffee.
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restructures corporate org charts in seconds
You draft slide decks to restructure companies and pivot strategies. Your work mostly lives in PowerPoint and PDF.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop talking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape your clients' internal data instead of interviews.
Month 4
LLMs generate slide decks based on raw financial data.
Month 8
AI systems suggest reorganizations without human consulting bias.
Month 13
Virtual agents conduct feedback sessions with employees directly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client replaces the consultant with a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200
Slides authored annually
0.04%
Meaningful impact
8 cups
Coffee consumed per deck
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you are a visionary leader.
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