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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting vague corporate anxiety into expensive PowerPoint slides for no reason.
Professional slide-deck architect and pivot-table enthusiast.
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Turning chaos into spreadsheets, instantly.
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deletes your entire department during lunch
You chase metrics and mandate organizational restructuring. You pivot strategy based on shifting quarterly KPI targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is furious.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models instantly create decks from your scattered meeting notes.
Month 4
An agent cancels all your redundant recurring sync calls.
Month 9
Software tracks your metrics without your constant manual updates.
Month 13
AI suggests org changes based on hard data, not intuition.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the company server is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
450
Slides produced per quarter
12,000
Meaningless meetings attended
0.02%
Actual business value created
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF compressor tool.
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