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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour corporate startup is just an expensive way to burn runway.
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automates quarterly growth reporting overnight
You manage cross-functional teams developing cellular IoT modules while chasing quarterly growth targets for the parent firm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a board member is lying about their technical requirements.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent pulls all your reporting data directly from ERP systems.
Month 3
Software predicts market trends better than your gut feeling ever did.
Month 8
Automated procurement bots secure your hardware components without human intervention.
Month 15
An AI interface handles all board inquiries with perfect, cold logic.
Year 2 · D-Day
The unit is fully self-managing and no longer requires human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
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