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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour discounted cash flow models are just glorified spreadsheets waiting to die.
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recalculates firm equity in real time
Analysing company financial data to estimate market value for mergers and acquisitions. Generating complex reports for client stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic loop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull your market data faster than any intern.
Month 4
Algorithms build your DCF models without a single manual error.
Month 8
Language models write your reports in your firm's specific tone.
Month 13
The AI flags its own errors to speed up senior review.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the model assumes your billable hours.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4000+
Excel cells per hour
99 percent
Client meeting boredom
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic spreadsheet templates
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