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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling spreadsheets as deep wisdom until the computer finishes the math.
Professional guesser of what a company is worth today.
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split.youAI▸ VALULOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates enterprise value before the meeting starts
Analysing financial statements and market trends to calculate the fair value of private companies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with complete and total professional confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Scrapers pull financial reports directly from your client portals.
Month 9
Algorithms replace your manual DCF Excel spreadsheets.
Month 18
Real-time feeds update transaction multiples every single second.
Year 2.2
Generative models write the entire valuation report instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client receives the final valuation before you wake up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
850 per hour
Average PDF pages scanned
99 percent
Assumption bias detected
Non-existent
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-month trial of Excel Premium.
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