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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou calculate what a company is worth before our algorithms do.
Senior Spreadsheet Architect (Excel, caffeine, and existential dread).
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blub.you▸ VALU-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crunches financial data in one millisecond
You build complex Excel models to determine the fair market value of companies for mergers and acquisitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the valuation is low.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull financial statements directly from client accounting software.
Month 4
AI agents automatically generate and audit complex financial model formulas.
Month 8
The machine generates the full valuation deck without human input.
Month 12
Algorithms predict partner approval rates and simulate final audit signatures.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheet server goes live and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Unlimited
Spreadsheet rows processed
100 percent
Human error rate
Too much
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel formulas guide.
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