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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsClearing plates faster than you can pretend to be busy.
Professional plate-shuffler and master of the tray-balance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clearing tables without the awkward small talk.
squeeze.youAI▸ SCULLERYBOT PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
clears every table in thirty seconds
You move dirty dishes to the pit and carry hot plates to tables. Your career is basically an obstacle course.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a customer is about to complain before they even speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your brewery layout so robots never hit a patron.
Month 7
Automated trolleys handle the heavy lifting of glassware crates.
Month 16
Navigational software learns to dodge drunk customers automatically.
Year 2.2
Robot arms at the dish pit sort your scraps by weight.
Year 3 · D-Day
The brewery fires its floor staff in favor of quiet, efficient machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
3.4
Average spills per shift
22000
Steps walked per night
0.8
Accidental glass breaks
Your severance
A one-year supply of lukewarm brewery pretzels.
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