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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour knives are sharp, but our sensors are much, much faster.
Master of the bandsaw and the butcher block.
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Precision cuts with zero blood spatter.
split.youAI▸ MEATSPLITTER GEN-V▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
debones an entire side in three minutes
You break down carcasses into retail cuts using bandsaws and knives. You manage inventory and serve meat customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a blade dulls just by the sound of the cut.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lasers project precise lines directly onto the meat for human guidance.
Month 6
Cameras track weight and spoilage to order stock without you asking.
Month 16
Vision-guided robotic saws process standard cuts faster than any human.
Year 2.5
Pincers and fine-tuned lasers remove gristle and fat with perfect consistency.
Year 4 · D-Day
The shop is fully enclosed; humans are replaced by the gantry system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
18 percent
Average yield improvement
99.9 percent
Bone-in precision rate
200 units
Daily carcass throughput
Your severance
A blunt cleaver and a lifetime supply of sawdust.
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