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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA finger with a heartbeat is the ultimate technical debt.
Professional switch-flipper and finger-exerciser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing things so you can go home forever.
bzzt.youAI▸ INPUTEXECUTOR 2000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers inputs at machine-speed
You press illuminated inputs in response to visual cues. A script does this faster without getting bored.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the satisfying click-clack sound of a mechanical switch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed cameras map every button and light on your console.
Week 9
An agent links the visual input to the system command.
Month 3
The system learns to ignore your manual input entirely.
Month 5
The machine mimics your actions while you watch, bored.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your console is locked and the robot takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400ms
Average latency
12 percent
Human error rate
six
Coffee breaks daily
Your severance
A box of spare buttons and a bus ticket.
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