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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour financial models are just spreadsheets waiting to be deleted.
Master of Excel, victim of pitch deck hell.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior stock selection without the human bias.
sluurp.you▸ QUANTCORE ALPHA-GEN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite datasets to find winning stocks
You build complex financial models and write investment memos to justify stock picks for senior portfolio managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a portfolio manager is in a bad mood before presenting data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers pull earnings reports and filings directly into structured databases.
Month 5
Machine learning agents pre-fill your valuation models using real-time data.
Month 10
Generative tools create your slide decks based on model outputs.
Month 15
Algorithms replace your manual tracking of sell-side consensus and news.
Month 19 · D-Day
The investment committee prefers the machine's bias-free, 24/7 output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 cups
Coffee consumed per quarter
12 versions
Model iterations before rejection
65 percent
Time spent formatting PPT slides
Your severance
One free Bloomberg terminal subscription for a year.
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