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Will AI replace Buy Side M&A Analyst jobs? · Latest report #hu75vd37
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour financial models are just spreadsheets waiting for a superior silicon upgrade.
Excel champion who dreams in discounted cash flows.
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help!youAI▸ ACQUISITIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects valuation errors before board review
You build complex valuation models and pore over target company financial data for acquisition opportunities. You write memos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying during an acquisition negotiation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scrapers pull public company data directly into databases.
Month 5
Valuation algorithms replace manual Excel formula entry.
Month 10
Generative agents create pitch decks from summarized financial data.
Month 15
AI systems parse all documents for red flags instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine executes the investment strategy without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
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Coffee consumption per deal
85 percent
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Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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