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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Buying Specialist jobs? · Latest report #idb7jj8v
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour entire career is just a glorified spreadsheet that hates its life.
Portland office drone managing shoes you'll never wear.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying decisions without the human hesitation.
bzzt.youAI▸ RETAILFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates inventory transfers to outlet stores
You track retail inventory and resolve store support tickets. Algorithms do this faster and without needing an employee discount.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific sneaker didn't sell in Portland during November.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts mirroring your inventory spreadsheets in read-only mode.
Month 5
Retail staff queries now resolve via natural language processing bots.
Month 10
The algorithm predicts stock levels better than your gut feeling.
Month 15
Stock is auto-routed to outlets based on real-time sell-through data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the software manages itself indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
Spreadsheets per day
3 days
Ticket resolution lag
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
One pair of non-exclusive warehouse store sneakers.
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