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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsEnjoy your schism while it still requires a human pulse.
Expert in 9th-century church politics and very long footnotes.
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delivers lecture on photian schism at midnight
You digitize obscure primary sources and lecture students on ecclesiastical politics. Algorithms now do the synthesis faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can feel the crushing weight of centuries while reading a dusty text.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition reads every known Byzantine manuscript instantly.
Month 4
Language models write your journals better than you ever could.
Month 11
Students prefer talking to a patient AI tutor over professors.
Month 20
The department realizes servers do not require health insurance.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your access to the server is revoked to save electricity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 million
Manuscripts scanned
180 hourly
Lectures generated
Excessive
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