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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour IDE is just a slow, expensive way to write bugs.
Still dreaming of generic performance improvements.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database connection failed at 3 a.m.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI plugins start fixing your syntax errors before you type.
Month 3
Bots rewrite your messy logic into clean, efficient patterns.
Month 7
Smart agents detect and resolve NuGet dependency conflicts automatically.
Month 12
The AI translates feature requests directly into production-ready classes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The compiler rejects your human-authored code for being inefficient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 hours/day
Average time waiting for build
42
StackOverflow tab count
100%
Code reviews ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Visual Studio Community Edition.
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